I Say the Darndest Things!

Sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes spicy - either way I get my point across! Here are some of my best and most honest quotes.

"I'm going to give you some chocolate milk because you're a good Mama. You get treats when you're a good Mom."

”Daddy, are you feeding Elliot with your breast-es?”

"Mama, can I pee on Elliot?"

‎"Elliot, if you stop crying I'll give you a treat.”

"I ate something off the floor and it was spicy."

‎"We need to put the hot in jail!"

"Mama, do me a favor - DON'T come in kitchen"

"I don't like babies. They're loud."

‎"The baby's crying. I think he wants to eat. Daddy, do you have nipples?"

"Elliot sure is growing into a big friend!"

I come up with more and more every day. Stay tuned!