Mom and Dad have been trying to get me to go poo-poo in the potty lately. Whenever they catch me doing my business they try to stop me and rush me to my Elmo potty chair. I of course cannot see the reasoning behind pooping on Elmo and have decided not to cooperate so far. I have however learned to use this new milestone to my advantage. You see . . . I can imitate the facial expressions that occur while I am actually going poo. Why would I do that you ask? Well, when I pretend to poo and say "poo-poo" Mommy & Daddy will rush me out of the living room and into the bathroom and I have thus escaped any boredom that I may be experiencing. Once in the bathroom I don't actually have to use the potty. I am free to play with my bath toys or run up and down the hallway and do what I please. Here is a sampling of my skills.
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